A long time ago in a galaxy for far away
There were two dominating power continuously fighting a fierce war with each other
I don't know if it is true or not and honestly I don't really care...
Anyway I Rikudo Koshi,
allow Excel Saga to be made into an animated science fiction film
(Excel Saga)
That isn't love!
Love isn't that.
I love but I'm not loved.
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it.
This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away
Just plainly without hesitation
I'll can't them and gift them, come in form the side.
I'll step on to here and kick them up
Run away Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
Wow...wow...
I would like to apologize deeply
for carrying out the story so selfishly in the first episode
Warm letters of encouragement from all ofyou have been received
Ifthe solving process didn't take so much time, we would've fixed the problem by now.
So from now, in response to your requests...
I'll give a brief explanation of the story line up till now
The title is 'Excel Saga
Ifyou translate it literally
...it means surpassed heroic epicor
(attention catching story)
Within the F province. F city. There lies the location ofthe.
...secret ideal organization called Across
which plans to take over the world.
(All the people)
Master I paratzo
The super leader ofthe secret ideal organization Acreoss.
An adopted dog, Menchi.
Pedro.a foreign labor worker.
Koshi Rikudo, he won't come our anymore.
Nabeshin, he's in every episode
Job searching dropouts A B and C. ...no profile...
Mystery Man appears in episode 5.
Mystery Girl appears in episode 6.
Mystery Secretary appears in episode 7.
And I'm the only youthful member ofAcross.
Last name Excel given name Excel. in other words, I'm Excel.
My alias names is Hanako Dosukoi.
2 years part time job history
3rd level abacus. No past offences
So this story is about Master I paratzo and our attempt at conquering the world.
with our great wins and devastating losses.
(Ha...Ha...Ha...)
Ar...
(lt's Earth!)
(You're right.)
(War!!!)
(Congers!)
(Dance!)
They're cutlet
This is terrible.
This can't keep going on like this!
Drum roll! Dru-dru-drummmmm!
What are you doing. oh Great will ofthe Grand Universe?
It's hot It's so hot!
Isn't this the room that I share with my fellow laborers?
Then, being covered in flames earlier was all a dream!
Oh, Peddy darling...
NO!!!!!
What' s that?
It's getting to the good part so you can't right now?
That's correct
Oh well...
Oh great kingdom Banzai!
W-What a terrible dream I had!
To think that all that before hand was stretched out
and then it all ends up with it being a dream as the punch line...
God .
I've been taking action
for the instinctive desire deep inside my mind during my sleep.
And my right hand holding the pepper.
Go. away!
I'm sorry Menchi.
you're my last option.
You're what those army people call dying for the sake of others.
You're so nice and energetic this morning although it's already noon.
What are the neighbors doing?!
You're too picky.
It doesn't bother me at all.
(Thick nerves...)
I'm not letting you get away!
That's not the problem!
Look at the situation!
I'm wata. I'm wata Noriku.
(Nice to meet you. I'm Tsumiyoshi Oomaru)
I'm Nabeshin.
uh... Never mind me.
Nothing's changed since the last episode... Is it okay this way?
Like this
No, I shouldn't have to worry about these things...
(That's just how life goes)
Hey, how about some food?
Hey, you don't worry about much, do you?
Don't you worry about how to pay the acumlated rent?
Or how to fulfill your ambitions to secure a job in a glamorous and stable industry?
Or your family back in the countryside...
Or your future retirement... etc.. etc... etc...!!
Haven't you contemplated these things form the depths ofyour soul?
I know.
But for now, it's about food.
(Right!)
Menchi, you take care of the house ok?
Oh come on now, don't act like you can understand people.
It's rude towards the other animals
See you!
The weather looks really uncertain today.
I wonder if I should take an umbrella.
Let's see I thought Master I paratzo told me something convenient for them
I've got an inspiration!
Help me out. Weather Break!
(Weather Break!)
Weather Break!
Today's F province. F city's weather should be clear skies.
There's a 0% chance of rain.
Hooray! Roger! I'm so glad!
Here we go then! Hoping for the future glory ofAcross,
to the secret base camp!
Across will conquer the city
Looks like earth is caught up in something.
Take it. punch it. scream and shut up!!!
Excel-Excel-Excel!!
Grandpa, that lady's weird
Poor thing. she must be crazy.
Grandpa!
I can feel it...
I can feel your presence. Space Butler!
My name is Space Butler
Don't you dare die before me.
You're over there?
Is something big about to happen?
There he is! Over there!
(The dance ofthe Puchu is completed We will soon rule the earth!)
(Are there any courageous ones who will volunteers?)
(Those who can keep acting cute to their moment of death?)
(You are all so brave Have a 100 point badge!)
(Now everyone dance!)
Unbelievably CUTE!
Our secret underground base is in a pinch right now.
Weather Break, you liar!
I didn't know that our secret underground base would have this kink of problem.
It was an oversight
How do you see this situation. Excel?
Well,
in order to liven up these miserable circumstances.
I made something from a mannequin with an option addition of a say sace pump thingies!
Then let's use it.
Have that action take care ofthe stage.
And you'll be cleaning the bathrooms.
When you give a betterjob to a mannequin
what's ganna happen to my status as real organic matter?
Did you say something?
Never mind that I want you to look at this
Who's that?
Takanori Akai Also known as Chopper and Nagamine
He's from F Province. F City 34 years old and single
He's been doing some gigs at the live house Amigo.
...and has been trying to make a major debut
for the past 18 years.
Any opinions?
He's like truck on a rampage ingnoring all signs of life.
Maybe he's just a lady-loving idiot.
Oh, are you thinking of making him the foundation of our plan to conquer the city?
Nope, I just wanted to hear your personal opinion.
Very well. We'll reject him.
Master I lparatzol It's getting kind of dangerous here.
And it's time.
so can I go to my part-time job now?
Just a minute
Talk to me.
Oh? Conquer the Earth?
Well. Well...
That something that only a great thinker like myself could pull off.
Oh well I guess it can't be helped if it's a Martian.
I understand.
I'll return to my original plan.
Hey wait. That's not the problem!
Sorry, to keep you waiting Excel...
Impatient girl.
(Excel Saga)
I'll make sure you taste real good!
(OK)
What? What? WHAT?!
I was eating instant cup noodle made with lukewarm water.
Hey! What's going on in there?!
Shut the hell up!!
Can't you be more quiet?
Hey!
uh... yeah...well...
It's folding outside. You know.
Whatever.
Do you know my name?
I'm not gonna tell you because that's a secret.
It's been three day's since I saw the floor
Only three days.
Cars drift by signs drift by and mystery carbon products go floating by...
Ifthis cont nues, ourjob to take over the city will surely be easier!
Nothing is left...
Ifyou do that,
it can save time .
(lt's noting ales )
How's imagining that gonna help?
MENCHl!!!
MENCHl!!
It's a wonder how you got out here.
Ah... Where'd all that energy just disappear too?
Hold on. Menchi!
You have to be there to be my sacrifice when I need you.
Hey, you're hyper again!
Well. once work is over I'll make you a side dish...
or maybe some rice.
Bicycle. Bicycle...
It only left my sight
for a minute and a few dozen seconds
such a crafty thief!
But that's okay, I won't allow myselfto get depressed from such a thing...
...now that the time is nearing for us
to conquer this city and...
What's that? !
How cute...
It's cute but...
WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!?!
The ballots are in!
We have democratically taken a poll and by the results of 99 to 1 we have decided...
that this is a super weapon sent to me to help conquer the city!
The label says it's Made in Mars.
but that's not important.
Let's go lady.
These homes where the lowly beings well
only exists to serve Master I lparatzo.
This is the end of F province F city!
Don't you thins
that's a bit rude to crap out
Iike that after all that attention? !
Wassup?
Wassup? My name's Nanami.
I can advance and improve you man. You gotta shoot me with you damn soul!
I'm counting on ya!
Wassup?! Wow!
It ever has on adrenaline pumping masculine voice device included.
So high-tech!
Now that's Across!
There's something to be respected about their approach
to conquering the city.
Princess...
Now's our chance
Was it my fault?
(Hurry! We're going back!)
(We're temporarily postponing the Earth invasion.)
Perfect landing!
What the...? What is all this?
(Who are you?!)
(Are you a warrior ofthis Earth?)
H... how cute...!
BUT WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!?!
Such sweetness is despicable! Our city's conqueror has no need for it!
Excel Punch. take that!!
Excel kick, take that!!
I keep having a feeling that the plot is climbing really fast.
Are you planning to put a reset on this sometime?
Hey, I'z-chan?
You're so naive, Peddy dear.
NO!!!!
No reaction.
I know!
This must be another one ofAcross cool secret weapons!
Am I right, Master I lparatzo?
Thank you so very much!
Excel is now invincible!
I now have this funky talking gun
a space transportation device...
....and my emergency food supply. Menchi!
I will use this fabulous three piece set to seize the glorious future ofAcross!
Head for the center ofthe city!
It's not going!
I found the reset function!
I can't read this.
It's my chance... the princess to Earth...
(You've betrayed us Space Butler!!)
No! I mustn't see their faces.
I mustn't
but...!!
Oh! I can't help it. They're so cutel
Don't be so weak!
N-Nabeshin!
So you remember me. Space Butler?
To think that I'd end up saving you.
Fine. I'll crush them all!
Nabeshin, lfyou're wearing that...
As I was saying...
What's wrong? Fight me you little bastards!
Ah! I can't help it...! Ah! I can help it...!
How can you have such a thing like this floating in the air?!
I'm taking this facility for across!!
Are you watching my great deeds,
Master I paratzo?!
(The number three bridge is destroyed!)
(Our energy force decreasing!)
(3rd engine has stopped!)
What's this?
They deceived me! All this time!
And me as well.
And I thought that you were SO cute! And I thought that you were SO cute!
Copture them!
Don't let them get away!
What's wrong?
I'll stay here and keep them busy Go ahead of me.
B-But...
Hurry... and take care of the princess.
You haven't forgotten our promise have you?
Don't die, Butler!
Thank you, Nabeshin...
When did I get...
I remember those days.
We could do anything.
No. we believed that we could do anything.
I long for those days.
You guys are cute.
Really cute...
But. you can't compare to a promise I've made to a friend.
Take your 'Puchu-Puchu and shove it!
Adios.
See you
Pinch!
I don't know how or why this happened!
Goodbye, Excel Saga!
This program will be on in Japan, morning, noon and night!
Those clothes, that costume...
You've been sent in from headquarters, correct?
Welcome? This is our secret ideal organization, Across.
(Where are you from?)
I can only tell you the code name...
(How old?)
Unknown.
(What is your purpose?)
Don't know...
(Come now, She got it!!)
Tie her up!
(Yes, sir!)
Cheaper 2
Today's experiment...failed
I've known since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft texture of my body
Is a favorite ofyours
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look?
Ifyou're going to eat me, please do it quickly.
So that this flesh won't become too tough...
Next week's Excel Saga--
During these days of coldness that someone can freeze to death, how have you been?
I planted a persimmon seed at the apartment I left,
but nothing happened.
Perhaps it has to be peanuts...
...or maybe I've basically got something wrong.
That's for sure!
And uh... next week we'll bring you Sacrifice ofthe Deadly Hell of Escape
See you then!